Justin Bieber, do you know what your on-off-semi-ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez is up to!?
She’s canoodling on group hangouts to Disneyland with the Justin Bieber wannabe, Austin Mahone!
No seriously, have you heard about Austin Mahone? He looks and acts exactly like Justin Bieber (a white boy who thinks he’s gangster) and makes frilly pop music for teen girls. He’s basically a non-douchey Justin Bieber and it’s probably exactly the reason why Selena is all about it.
So, Selena, two of her gal pals, the dudes of Emblem Three and Austin all went to Disneyland together on what might be the start of a beautiful something between Selena and Austin.
Under normal circumstances, we wouldn’t care who Selena hangs out with. But when her Disneyland day date partner is a 17-year-old wannabe Bieber, it’s kind of a big deal. It’s the biggest deal.
Austin is exactly what Bieber was like BEFORE Bieber turned into a raging douche. Austin wears hats and hoodies and probably listens to Drake, but he’s not a stoner or an entitled brat…yet.
Also, Austin is opening for Taylor Swift on tour right now, so T-Swift probably made the introduction.
If Selena just consistently dates 17-year-olds, she’ll never have to deal with their a*shole phase. Yah for cougars!