The crazy quotes you missed this week!
While on "Kris," Kanye West commented on how parenting has changed his perspective on the Taylor Swift-VMA-microphone-grab: “The last thing I would want to happen to my daughter is some crazy drunk black guy in a leather shirt to come up and cut her off at an awards show. That’s the last thing I’d want.”
“Initially, the family thought she should do a big, glam body reveal first,” explains a Kardashian insider. “Then they saw the reaction Kate Middleton got when she stepped out after having a baby—she looked beautiful but not perfect. So that’s what they wanted for Kim. The first time she stepped out, they wanted her to look like a mom and be relatable. She really wants America to like her.” — a source told InTouch on Kim Kardashian’s post-baby body.
Robert Pattinson on whoever invented the “RPatz” nickname in Germany’s Interview: “I’d like to strangle the guy who came up with it!”
“Kate…you’re a MILF.” – Snooki making the most regal of comments to Kate Middleton.