Rob Kardashian: I Can See My Junk Now!

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Rob Kardashian: I Can See My Junk Now!

Your dopey unemployed brother Rob Kardashian is shuffling his dejected feet around the kitchen again. Just opening and closing the refrigerator door in total despair, beating himself up as usual. With hot dogs.

Rob has gained a very noticeable amount of weight since his breakup from Rita Ora, but has slowly been getting back on the fitness track.

His motivation? Being able to look down and see his private parts again.

On Ryan Seacrest’s E! News special with the Kardashian family, Rob threw himself a pity party for one where he provided all the food, then presumably proceeded to eat all of it.

“Every time I hop in the shower and see myself naked I cry,” he said. “My penis looks so small now.”

“The upside is every time you lose 10 pounds you gain an inch on your penis,” he joked.

He’s slowly, but surely been shedding the pounds, working with a trainer every morning.

We’ve seen the entire storyline unfold on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but now that Rob’s trying to lose an estimated 50 pounds, we’re guessing you’ll be able to follow it on the new spinoff reality show Kris Jenner is already pitching to E! called Keep Up, Rob! to play immediately after.

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