Rihanna needs help, you guys. She apparently needs help performing certain sex acts and has enlisted the help of a stripper/pornstar named Samone Taylor.
Pardon my sex-ed language…in terms you might understand, Rihanna asked a porn star how to S that D, if you know what I mean?
So, this pornstar named Samone Taylor, who is very active on Twitter (if you have an hour to kill with laughter, follow her on Twitter) wrote earlier today about her night out, where she reportedly ran into Rihanna, but was too drunk to remember meeting her.
“The homie told me Rihanna asked him for me to teach her how to suck dick. I was so drunk! I wish I could have seen her. She seen me tho,” Samone wrote on Twitter.
We can confirm that Rihanna was indeed at the same club as Samone on Sunday night. Samone tweeted that she was out at Secret Sundayz, which was held at the nightclub MyStudio in Hollywood last night. The same club Rihanna was photographed leaving last night as well.
Apparently, Rihanna asked Samone’s friend (identified as “homie”) if Samone would give her some tips, but Samone was “so drunk” so, fail.
As ridiculous as this story is, I have absolutely no problem believing it. Absolutely no problem.