Here’s our daily dose of pervy writing. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver’s hot barely legal Abercrombie-model-type son Patrick Schwarzenegger was spotted frolicking around Maui and packing on the PDA with his girlfriend, Taylor Burns.
Before you start panicking and Googling Taylor Burns, she’s just a basic USC sorority girl. Not famous, so there’s nothing to see here.
Patrick is 19 and goes to USC and despite his desire to be a “regular kid,” he has the bone structure and physique of a god. Is he really ONLY 19? Damn.
Anyways, the cute blonde couple frolicked around the beach and showed off how good they look in their bathing suits and eventually Patrick buried her in the sand, because they totally weren’t trying to impress the paparazzi.
This is Pat’s third spring break vacation this month. He first went to Mexico with his college friends and then Miami for Ultra Music Festival and now he’s in Hawaii with his family and girlfriend. It's so hard being rich and famous.
Patrick and Taylor were first spotted as a couple in December at a Lakers game where they just so happened to be sitting next to Andrew Garfield, because the thing about Lakers games is that all the famous people are clustered together like sheep. It’s fabulous.