Hollywood is running out of famous people. No seriously, we’re so sick of Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart, Rihanna and the rest of them. Honestly, we need new famous people to obsess over.
These are the hot new things in Hollywood. These are the up and comers that are literally about to be EVERYTHING your friends are talking about this weekend, so learn up and know these names before it’s too late and they’re already uncool.
Austin Mahone: This little derp is basically the next Justin Bieber. He’s got that white boy swag going on and makes pop love songs for young girls. Plus, he was recently spotted on a date with Selena Gomez, which means she’s trying to fill the Bieber-shaped hole in her heart with this Bieber-shaped carbon copy.
Bonnie McKee: Bonnie McKee is basically the next Carly Rae Jepsen. We don’t know why everyone has to be the “next” someone, but it’s exactly what’s happening. Bonnie just released this new song called “American Girl” and the music video features every famous person ever. It’s annoying and infectious and it’s exactly like “Call Me Maybe.” This track will be played at every party this summer, we guarantee it.
Colton Haynes: Other than his god-like bone structure, we’re not sure what Colton Haynes' purpose is. He’s just annoyingly pretty and you might want to add him to your celeb crush list. We’re calling him “the next Channing Tatum.”
Maika Monroe: Maika stars opposite Zac Efron in At Any Price and was rumored to be hooking up with him in real life. She was also spotted on a day date at a baseball game with Taylor Lautner. She’s kind of a so-so talent, but by the looks of it and the dudes she hangs out with, she wants to be famous real bad. You’re going to be talking about her A LOT soon, so get used to it.
Alexander Koch: This guy is starring in the hot new CBS series “Under The Dome” and since it’s a Steven Spielberg and Stephen King team-up, we’re assuming this new show will be the next “LOST,” meaning that the show’s star Alexander Koch is the next big deal. He also has movie star good looks in a Brad Pitt kind of way, so watch out world.