Now that Harry Styles is single again, Miley Cyrus has pounced on it.
Miley was caught red-handed in bed with Harry and we’re not joking.
Okay, so it’s a cardboard cutout, but still…does that mean Miley has a crush on the One Directioner? Ehh, not so much.
“In no way do I want Harry. No offense,” Miley wrote, “I’m sure that’ll be a story now 2. I’m happily engaged. Just got saucy with a cardboard cut out.”
I love this tweet for several reasons. 1) Miley offends Harry Styles, big time. Tries to cover it up by writing, “no offense.” 2) Miley accurately predicts that her tweet will become a story. 3) Miley reminds us for the umpteenth time that she’s engaged. Girl, we get it! You're marrying a really hot dude, we're still and always have been, totally jealous!
Apparently, the Harry cut-out belongs to her little sister Noah Cyrus who has a fangirl crush on Harry.
“All I want for my birrfffday is a big booty hoe. All @noahcyrus wants for her BIRFFFDAY is @harry_styles,” Miley wrote next to another picture of the two sisters in bed with “Harry.”
Noah Cyrus better get in line. The second Harry became a single man again, he raced off to Necker Island to play footsie with some reality TV chick named Hermione Way.
Harry Styles vs. Liam Hemsworth? Which superstar would you rather wake up next to, Hollyscoopers?