The Disney Channel’s bread and butter is turning regular child stars into shiny wholesome perfect teen robots and then after several years of well-adjusted indentured servitude they unleash them into the wild wild world of sex, drugs and poor decisions.
Believe it or not, these sentences have come out of the mouths of actual former Disney kids. Disney kids, gone bad.
“I think weed is the best drug on earth. And molly, too. Those are happy drugs – social drugs.” - Miley Cyrus
“I couldn’t go without 30 minutes to an hour without cocaine and I would bring it on airplanes. I would smuggle it basically and just wait until everyone in first class would go to sleep and I would do it right there.” - Demi Lovato
“Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*ck it!” - Britney Spears
“The first time I smoked weed was with Demi [Lovato] and Miley [Cyrus]. I must have been 17 or 18. They kept saying, 'Try it! Try it!' - Joe Jonas
“It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.” - Lindsay Lohan
“When you’re ready come and get it.” - Selena Gomez
“I sent [director Lars von Trier] videotapes of me and my girlfriend having sex and that’s how I got the job.” - Shia LaBeouf
“Got two bad b*tches with me, Molly and Aquafina.” - Miley Cyrus
"Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend." -Adrienne Bailon