Miley Cyrus needs to stay away from two things: cake and camera phones. She seems to have crappy luck with both.
Probably the most embarrassing thing for the Cyrus family since Billy Ray’s mullet, Miley Cyrus was photographed going to town on a penis-shaped birthday cake for her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth. And if you’ll recall, it wasn’t too long ago that Miley made headlines after calling herself a stoner for being presented with a Bob Marley themed cake.
“You know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake,” Miley said.
No, you know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Twinkie, Dorito and Bagel Bites cake.
Anyway, last weekend, 19 year-old Miley was celebrating Liam’s birthday at Club Icon in Downtown Los Angeles. She started licking his dong-shaped birthday cake, and one of her pals broke out the camera phone. Miley, whenever someone takes out their phone and points it at you, just run away. Run far, far away. Cyrus was also photographed dancing lasciviously with some other chick and drinking what appeared to be booze. I know booze when I see it.
According to TMZ, some partygoers said that Miley was drinking alcohol. Which would account for the fish lips in her photo ops. Fish lips are so 2004.
Miley's reps are not returning calls regarding the photos. I mean, really, how do you respond to this, anyway:
What statement would you like to make on your client licking that kind of cake?