You know that couple in your circle of friends that breaks up and makes up like every other day and the girl is always like, “Uhh, I know I broke up with Ryan yesterday, but can I bring him to your birthday tomorrow? Also, can I borrow your laptop? I need to change my relationship status on facebook again.”
Yeah, these are the celebrity couples that we’re all sick off!
Chris Brown and Rihanna: Besides the obvious reasons (he punched her), Chris Brown and Rihanna are so off-and-on that we don’t want to hear about them again until they are married to each other or other people. Not only that, but they parade their “relationship” around on social media like a bunch of tweensters with cryptic tweets like, “Got a thang for a King, but chu ain’t a King!!” and when Chris wrote, “She’s not mine if she’s everybody else’s.” Go away!
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: These two are basically not engaged anymore, but Miley’s strict emphasis that they ARE still together is mostly annoying because she never wears her damn ring. Also, if we have to type up one more “Miley Caught Wearing Engagement Ring” or “Miley Caught NOT Wearing Engagement Ring” we’re going to lose our minds!
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: When Justin Bieber posts a semi nude selfie to Instagram being gripped from behind by Selena Gomez and then Selena goes and does interviews about how she’s single, it’s just confusing and we honestly don’t care about the love-life of a 19-year-old enough to make sense of it. OK JUST KIDDING WE TOTALLY DO!
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Where do we start? They show up in the tabloids nearly every day despite not even living on the same damn continent. Kanye looks miserable every time he’s photographed with her. There’s only so many “Kim is gaining weight” stories we can hear before it’s considered old news and also, we get it, you both bonded over “fashion.” Now do something interesting or get out of the way!
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson: Oh we are gonna get backlash for this one hardcore! Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are supposed to be in the throes of undead vampire passion, but honestly, we’ve just had to say/type/think about the word "Robsten" for too many years that we just want these two to mix it up or get married! But preferably, “mix it up.” These two are currently broken up--but who knows how long that will last.