Lindsay Lowdown: A Hypocrite and a Swindler

February 4, 2013 By:
Lindsay Lowdown: A Hypocrite and a Swindler
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Here’s the latest in the life of the actress who just can’t seem to get it together. Yes, it’s your Lindsay Lohan lowdown…

Pay the Lady: Amongst all the unpaid tabs that Lindsay has left in her wake is a $150,000 bill to her ex-lawyer, Shawn Holley. According to TMZ, the actress has made it a priority to settle the debt with her former courtroom gladiator.

This, of course, is on top of the $130,000 that she owes the IRS. After shacking up with her mom, Dina, Lindz surely seems committed to cutting back on her extravagant lifestyle to pay off the six figure bills…

Also, she also dislikes her new lawyer, Mark Heller.

Swindler: Oops… Remember when we just said Lindsay, “seems committed to cutting back on her extravagant lifestyle…” Forget all that.

Lindsay’s spending is reportedly worse than ever. TMZ is also reporting that the floundering guppy doesn’t seem too steadfast in her promises to cutback…

She is supposedly still over-spending on: “first class plane tickets, expensive hotels, restaurants, clothes, etc.”

Diagnosed With Boredom: The “Liz & Dick” star says she struggles with boredom… Why this is news, let alone something that makes her special, is unclear. But, apparently, the trait makes her connection to Liz Taylor stronger.

She told The Sunday Times Magazine:

“There was a line in the Elizabeth [Taylor] movie where she says, ‘I’m so bored, I've never been taught what to do when I'm not working,' and I'm kind of figuring that out now.”

Sh*t Show: The actress also told TSTM:

“I needed time to figure out all the crap in my life that I'd created for myself, essentially, and I kind of realized, ‘What am I doing? I like doing this. I like being here. This makes me happy.’”

This sounds like the exact same inner torment that a robot goes through…