Just last month, Kris Jenner called the Honey Boo Boo family “classless” for “exploiting” the young Alana “honey boo boo child” Thompson, which is apparently not the same kind of exploiting that Kris does to her daughters, but whatever.
However, Kris Jenner did a 180 and realized that she could probably milk the Thompson’s 15-minutes of fame with a Go-Go juice endorsement and marry off Alana to a Basketball player and was like "Cha-ching, get the Honey Boo Boo’s on the phone, were gonna get richer!”
A source close to the Kardashian factory told Star magazine that “[Kris] is trying to convince the Thompson family to meet with her to discuss her big plans for them.”
Those big plans including but not limited to: fake weddings, ass implants, fragrances, “fashion” collections, sex tapes, endorsements for products nobody uses (i.e. QuickTrim), and did I already mention fragrances?
“The Thompsons don’t really have any professional representation outside of TLC, and Kris thinks she can get them some serious endorsements and more money from the network," adds the source.
But get this, the real reason Kris Jenner wants to rep these rednecks is because she doesn’t think it’s fair that when Kate Gosselin was on TLC, she was being paid $250,000 per episode for "Jon & Kate Plus 8."
To put that in perspective, the Thompson family has just got a promotion to $20,000 per episode to split amongst the whole family. Not only is that way less than what Kate Gosselin made, that’s like the cost of the champagne flutes at Kim K’s wedding.