Woman Sues Kris Humphries For Allegedly Giving Her Herpes

August 30, 2012 By:
Woman Sues Kris Humphries For Allegedly Giving Her Herpes

Can you do that? Can you sue someone for allegedly giving you an STD? Well, some rando Hollywood chick named Kayla Goldberg claims to have slept with Kris Humphries long before he got together with Kim Kardashian, then Kris got famous, and now this woman has decided to sue him, claiming he gave her THE HERP!

Kayla claims she met Kris in August 2010 at the Newsroom Café in West Hollywood and met up with him that night at Trousdale nightclub and later at his hotel room for some sexy time. Sidenote: that is the most Hollywood way to fall in love. Way to go Kayla, your life is exactly like any episode of “Entourage.”

Anyway, cut to one week later and Kayla says she was diagnosed with herpes. I would describe her symptoms that she so painfully described in detail on TMZ but I don’t want to feel that gross this early in the morning.

Kayla girl is suing Kris for sexual battery and says he knew he had herpes when they hooked up but didn’t tell her. She’s suing for unspecified damages.

But the point of this story is: Did Kim Kardashian get the herp when she fake married yet totally slept with Mr. Kris Humphries!?

Oh this would be a great episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” if only the K-Klan would stop acting like Kris never existed!