Kim Kardashian might not have a doctorate degree in Political Science and International Affairs and if you asked her to point at the Earth on a globe, she’d be all like, “Huh?”, but that doesn’t mean she’s incapable of broadening her son-but-we’re-hoping-it’s-a-daughter’s horizons.
Kim and baby daddy Kanye West have a private jet and they’re not afraid to use it.
During her pregnancy, Kim has been whisking her baby bump around every corner of the world, like that roaming gnome from the Travelocity commercials.
This baby is already so ~~worldly~~ and well traveled, don’t be surprised if his/her first words are “croissant” or “s'il vous plait” or “Boeing 787”.
Life & Style has the rundown on Lil Kimye’s nonstop frequent flyer miles:
– 4,570 miles each time Kim goes to Paris from Miami
– 12,600 miles to Brazil from LA for a winter vacay with mommy and daddy
– 7,000 miles to scope out the sights of Cote d’Ivoire in Africa and party it up at a concert in Nigeria
– 10,000 miles making the European rounds last week, Greece to Paris to London to New York City
That leaves Kim’s seven-month-old carry-on with a grand total of over 120,000 miles under its belt and an audition to star in Up In The Air 2, alongside George Clooney where his character discovers he has a long lost child following a one night stand with a Delta flight attendant.