While filming a segment for a British talk show, Kim Kardashian offered up a free feel of her famous derriere to host Alan Carr.
The "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" star made an appearance on Alan Carr: Chatty Man and things got a bit awkward to say the least.
The show is aptly named, it’s a “chat” show that features comedian Carr talking it up with people of interest. It was Carr who started the rump roast with his guest: “"I would love a bum like yours. If I had a bum like yours I would walk in to a room backwards,” the host shared with Kim.
Though Kim claimed to be slightly uncomfortable with being thought about “like that,” she gave credit to her curvy lineage and a serious workout schedule.
After explaining that her bum is 100% saline/silicone free, she green-lighted Carr to check it out for himself, “"You know what a real butt feels like, right?"
He certainly does know.
The interview then changed directions with Kim showing some self-awareness in her current cultural standing as a person that’s famous for being a famous person.
"You know, it doesn't really bother me. I'm pretty realistic: I don't sing, I don't dance. I'm not that kind of celebrity. I don't think reality people get that much respect. I have to get people to like me for being me, not for a script that someone's written for me."
Like something that’s written by, say, your mom? She is right though, the quickest way into all our hearts is definitely by way of the ass.
Kim is in London this week (yes, her new pet Kanye was in tow) to promote her perfume, the new season of that one show, and… herself, I guess? Well-done Kim.
Copping a feel on KK if you’re a British television personality, 0$.
Resulting media exposure, priceless.