And on Wednesday we wear see-through dresses.
Kim Kardashian and Gwyneth Paltrow both stepped out at separate events last night but BOTH we’re wearing dresses that exposed their a*s. The rest of Hollywood must not have gotten the memo.
Technically, Gwyn’s bizarre paneled dress was actually showing sidebutt, which means that “sidebutt” is the new “sideboob” of course.
Gwyn turned up to the Iron Man 3 premiere strutting her backside for all to see, right after being named the Most Beautiful Woman by People magazine.
Kim, who was not on the “Beautiful” list, but should have landed on the BOOTYfull list (see what we did there), wore a see-through black dress while shopping in NYC with her beau Kanye West.
The black Lanvin dress featured sheer panels, panels that did nothing to cover up her derrière.
Kanye was clearly DGAF and clueless about the whole situation and didn’t shield his baby mama’s assets from the paparazzi.
The only takeaway from the whole situation is that AT LEAST she wore underwear, because underwear is on a lot of blacklists in Hollyweird.