Hollywood’s Royal Babies

July 5, 2013 By:
Hollywood’s Royal Babies

As Kate Middleton prepares to give birth ANY DAY NOW we forget that over here we have our OWN royal babies.

It’s the babies, kids, and families that might as well be royalty because they are so famous, so rich, and so untouchable.

Put a crown on it, these Hollywood babies are royals.

North West: Duh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby is the ONLY thing we’re even concerned with right now. She’s Calabasas royalty. She’s tabloid royalty.

Blue Ivy Carter: Blue Ivy Carter was sitting pretty on the baby throne UNTIL North West came along. They are probably going to be friends, in the same way Kate Middleton is “friends” with Princess Eugenie.

The Beckham Kids: They are actually British and there’s so many of them, they are basically their own royal monarch.

Suri Cruise: Tom Cruise reportedly spends $50,000 a week on round-the-clock security for Suri, which is more than the secret service gets paid in a year to watch the president! Suri has more protection than the president, that means she’s royal.

The Jolie-Pitt Clan: The collective power of the Jolie-Pitt clan is basically the U.N.