Yesterday Kanye West and Kim Kardashian went shopping in SoHo for baby clothes. Kanye, as per usual, looked miserable.
Then, the clouds parted and God came down to earth in the form of Jay-Z riding in an unmarked town car.
As Jay stepped out of his carriage, Kanye looked like he had never been so happy to see another human being in his life. Screw Kim, baby mamas and shopping trips. Kanye’s savior Jay-Z is here and all is right in the world! Let us rejoice and be glad in it!
Here are five reasons why Kanye loves Jay-Z more than Kim K.
1. Kanye sees Jay-Z, thinks it’s Christmas. Kanye shops with Kim K, thinks he’s dying.
2. Kanye chose bro before ho.
3. Kanye never wants Jay-Z to let go. Kanye wants Kim to hurry the f*ck up.
4. Kanye remembers a shared memory with an old pal. Kanye contemplates his future misery with his baby mama.
5. This is the face of a man in love. This is the face of a man who just spent 5 hours shopping for couture onesies.