Justin Bieber: Please Stop Talking About My Private Parts

June 7, 2012 By:
Justin Bieber: Please Stop Talking About My Private Parts

Justin Bieber is urging his twitter followers (all 22 million of them) to quit talking about his penis, Jerry. That’s “it’s” name. I’m not kidding.

In an on-air interview with Reggies Yates of BBC radio, Bieber was laying down the rules for dealing with the accruing mass of Bielebers on social media.

In a plea that seemed more like product placement Bieber said, “Be nice, and don’t talk about Jerry.”

The confused radio host was looking for clarification when Justin tried to change the subject in that, please-ask-me-more kind of way.

Yates got the hint, “Is Jerry the name of your penis?”

“That’s what twitter named it,” said the Biebs. Uh, right.

Now that we’ve covered his most prized appendage (figuratively, not literally that is) -- let’s hear Justin’s advice on “how to treat the ladies.”

The most important thing is “being good to them, and make sure to always notice the little things.”

We can’t talk about JB without at least mentioning his girlfriend of two years, the lovely Selena Gomez.

In an interview for the June issue of Elle Magazine, she gushed about his sensitive ways, "If I'll share anything with you, it's that he really is a hopeless romantic.”

Then she gives an example of a recent date night where he rented out a theater so they could watch a sinking ship, in privacy. “I had just mentioned it in the car - all I said is that I really want to see Titanic again, and then."

That’s cute, right? An empty theater, one of the most conventionally romantic love stories in film history, soundtrack by Celine, Selena, Justin… and Jerry.