Video: New 'Jersey Shore' Season 4 Trailer Released

July 19, 2011 By:
Video: New 'Jersey Shore' Season 4 Trailer Released

My brain cells are already planning their funerals.

Jersey Shore has released a trailer for season 4, which is set to air on August 4th. The cast only recently finished filming in Florence, Italy, where they were unwelcome from the very beginning. This was probably the only time in history someone took a trip overseas and everyone else in the country had to get vaccinated.

The mayor of Florence protested their arrival, and from the trailer, you can see why. It’s filled with their typical stunts—yelling, being drunk, saying dumb sh-t, etc.

Snooki hits a police car, sending two Italian cops away on a stretcher. Ronnie fights with The Situation. And I mistakenly thought there were two new cast members, but it turned out they were JWoww’s breasts.

Vinnie and Pauly D say they plan to master the Italian language, which is cute, considering they don’t even have English down. Sam and Ron surprisingly don’t seem to have any major blowouts, but The Situation ends up in the hospital after Ronnie kicks his ass.

The gang is now back in Seaside Heights, filming season 5. So it doesn’t look like they’re going to be slowing down with this franchise anytime soon. I’ll pretend it disgusts me, but I’ll watch every minute of it.

Yep, Jersey Shore is the closest I will ever come to a drug addiction. I think I was even relapsing, but this trailer should hold me over until August.