Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Making a Baby?

August 10, 2011 By:
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Making a Baby?

Whirlwind romance? Check. Change of Facebook status? Check. Babymaking? Sure, why the hell not?

If I've learned anything from Teen Mom, it's that having a baby with someone after you've known them for five months is a really, really good idea. And after Jennifer Aniston announced she's taking some time off, sources have come forward claiming she and new boyfriend Justin Theroux are using the time to get their freak on.

Although, I'm not sure if you can call it "getting your freak on" when you're doing it for the miracle of life. Okay, let's say, the two are engaging in intercourse for the sake of reproduction.

An insider close to the couple tells Us Magazine: "They have talked at length about getting married and starting a family. "She is anxious for the next phase of her life and feels like this is the time."

Aniston and Theoroux have been spending an extended vacation in Kauai, Hawaii, where she reportedly hired a private chef and has been doing 45 minutes of yoga daily.

"She's detoxifying," another source says.

"They both want it to happen soon," says yet another insider.

Theroux left his girlfriend of fourteen years, Heidi Bivens, back in March. The two were living together at the time, and when rumors first surfaced of Aniston's relationship with Theoroux, Biven's mom shrugged them off as ridiculous. She said Aniston and Theroux were "just friends." Biven's mom added that the whole thing was just a big misunderstanding. Oops.

A friend of Bivens says she was left blindsided and "straight-up dumped." Bivens is a fashion stylist and costume designer, and friends say she has the reputation of being very sweet.

So that sucks. I guess Jen decided to pay it forward.

The two arrived in Hawaii last week to celebrate the 40th birthday of friend Christine Taylor, wife of Ben Stiller. Since then, they've been spotted around the island. The two grabbed coffee last week, with Jen going barefoot. They've also been seen shopping for antiques and jewelry.

"They were the only people in the store and seemed extremely relaxed and happy," a source says. "Jennifer was hugging Justin from behind. They seemed giddy in love and genuinely happy."

Another friend confirms the two are getting serious: "Jen hasn’t felt this way about anyone since Brad."

There. We made it through the whole story with just one, small Angeline Jolie comparison. We might finally be moving on…