Decking the Halls with Celebrity Brawls

November 28, 2012 By:
Decking the Halls with Celebrity Brawls

Nothing says “Happy Holidays” like fat lips, bloody noses, and K.O.s.

The holidays are a time of intense stress and often that build up leads to some violent outbursts. And leave it to celebrities to demonstrate this very fact for us time and time again.

Halle Berry’s ex Gabriel Aubry and her now lover Olivier Martinez are popular names in headlines this week. The masculine duo demonstrated their holiday spirit by smashing each other’s faces in.

Actually, it was Gabriel that took a beating. Olivier walked away from the physical altercation with little more than a few sore knuckles after rearranging the French-Canadian model’s features.

The fight was reportedly over a costly custody battle and Halle’s efforts to relocate their 4-year old daughter Nahla to Olivier’s homeland France.

But Gabriel and Olivier were just following suit with the longstanding tradition of brawling around the holidays.

Who could forget Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s Christmas Day fight that reportedly sparked over the subject of the Train song “Drops of Jupiter.”

Sheen spent Christmas 2009 behind bars after being arrested for second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief. Also, Mueller claimed he put a knife to her throat…

During a messy custody battle that resulted from the bitter breakdown, court documents from Mueller claimed that Charlie told his ex, “I will cut your head off, put it in a box, and send it to your mom!”

Also taking part in the holiday ritual was Tiger Woods and his now ex-wife Elin Nordegren. The royally pissed blonde scratched at the golf icon’s face during a dispute over the abundant infidelity reports on Thanksgiving of 2009…

When Tiger tried to flee the scene in his Escalade, Elin took a golf club to the sweet ride, making contact with the vehicle several times and earning a special place on worldwide girl power charts everywhere.

Can’t you smell the love? Happy holidays, everyone!