Charlie Sheen: Ashton Kutcher Sucks!

February 17, 2012 By:
Charlie Sheen: Ashton Kutcher Sucks!

Charlie Sheen just called into TMZ today to finally speak his mind about Ashton Kutcher’s performance on “Two and a Half Men” and Sheen says, “I’m tired of pretending Ashton doesn’t suck.”

And that readers, is the sound of Charlie’s crack pipe lighting up again.

I don’t want t jinx anything, but I think it’s safe to say that the WARLOCK IS BACK Y’ALL. Goodbye politically correct version of Charlie Sheen, Hello Torpedo of Truth!

Sheen says, “I’m tired of lying…I’m tired of pretending the show doesn’t suck…I’m tired of pretending Ashton doesn’t suck.”

This is great news, because Charlie Sheen has been obnoxiously complimenting the show since he got fired, talking about how brilliant the cast is and why Ashton Kutcher is basically perfect, and we all knew this was such a lie because if you’ve seen “Two and A Half Men” the show is basically, “blah blah blah, joke about my penis, blah blah, stripper joke, blah blah, laugh track, END SCENE ROLL CREDITS!”

The reason the Charlie is not holding back is because he recently used an image from TAHM to promote his new show, “Anger Management” and got a cease and desist letter from Warner Bros, so now he’s so pissed that it’s really anything goes for Sheen now.

I mean, it was always “anything goes” with Sheen until he got sober recently and it wasn’t, but now the claws come out and Sheen reveals,

“It’s nohting personal,” Sheen says of Kutcher, “I just feel bad for him…he’s saddled with such bad writing.”

To hear Ashton’s response to this whole matter, just check his twitter account in 5, 4, 3, 2…