Posing for Playboy isn’t exactly the highest honor in Hollywood. Cool, you got to lay naked in a bed of tulle while an 87-year-old man said, “that’s very nice” and then they airbrushed out your thighs' dimples.
But do you know what’s more embarrassing than posing for Playboy? Getting rejected by Playboy.
Farrah Abraham: Farrah Abraham sent them sexy pics on two separate occasions and they rejected her twice. Of course she denied it, just like she denied texting Charlie Sheen, and denied shooting a p*rn, and denied getting a boob job…
Kelly Osbourne - Kelly casually expressed possible interest in baring it all, and Hef allegedly responded, "I can't see it happening somehow; we don't airbrush to that extent." Wooooowwww.
Courtney Stodden – Courtney willingly offered up her body for Playboy, but they weren’t so enthusiastic about the idea. One source even said no one "really wants to see that anyway."
Kate Gosselin – Kate didn’t even ask to appear in Playboy, but when someone casually asked Hugh if he’d want her in his glossy pages, Hugh supposedly said, "No! No!”
Debbie Harry - Back in her heyday, Debbie was told she was too thin to spread it for the mag. #NoSkinnies.
Audrina Patridge - While Audrina proved she could pose after naked photos of "The Hills" star leaked, she was vetoed by the people at Playboy because even they didn’t think she was relevant enough.
Britney Spears: Britney was allegedly rejected by the mag during her “crazy period.” In 2007, Playboy reps said, “Hef has said that he is more than happy to feature Britney in the magazine once she can put herself back on the road to recovery.”