Beyoncé admits she's ready to have more kids, but the real question is ARE YOU READY FOR BEYONCE TO HAVE MORE KIDS? Because I don't think we're ready for this baby petroleum jelly.
The singer, ambassador to women the world over, and Hall of Fame football star says she definitely wants to add another Bey-by to her hive.
"When I was younger, there were moments where I said, 'I'm not going to have children,'" she says to Vogue, "and then there were moments when I wanted four. And now I definitely want another, but I don't know when."
Okay, so much going on and not going on simultaneously in this single statement.
This is just another classic case of a personally revealing moment that actually doesn't reveal much at all, commonplace with Bey. Remember when someone asked her what color toothbrush she uses at the Super Bowl Halftime press conference and she could barely reveal that? "Blue, maybe blue and yellow!" That's basically what's happening here again to the n-th degree because she's particularly private when it comes to anything remotely personal. After all, even her upcoming insider's documentary on Beyoncé is directed by Beyoncé. Can you blame a Virgo?
The 31-year-old also tells the publication that Blue Ivy is her BFF. "She's my homey, my best friend," she says, so we can all just put an end to those fantasies of making charm bracelets that say "Bey-sties" on it with Beyoncé this very instant.
To conclude, Beyoncé wants another kid, maybe tomorrow, maybe 5,000 tomorrows from now, but however many children she decides on, let's immediately then make that the new number for the modern nuclear family, because Bey's a self-proclaimed perfectionist and her decisions cannot be argued with.