Win a Date With Betty White

June 18, 2013 By:
Win a Date With Betty White
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If “date a geriatric comedienne" is on your bucket list, then you might want to listen up.

Betty White, a damn national treasure, is single and ready to mingle. So if you have a few thousand dollhair$ to spare, you might want to start brushing up on your Cold War trivia and pick up a carton of “Just For Men” hair dye, because gentleman, this foxy lady is up for auction!

Walking a fine line between “for charity” and “escort service,” Betty White and the Morris Animal Foundation are auctioning off a “date night” with Betty and the current bid is $5,500.

The full perk package includes, “Two round-trip tickets to Los Angeles, VIP tickets to the Morris Animal Foundation Gala of Hope – an Evening with Betty White, one night stay at the Ritz Carlton Marina del Rey (where the gala is being held) and, of course, a seat at White's table at the event.”

So, if you’re getting two round-trip tickets to LA…this isn’t so much a date as it is a weird AARP threesome. Hey, whatever works.

If you want to be Betty White’s date for a night and have several thousand dollars to burn, here’s the eBay auction for the date. The auction ends on June 24. What are you waiting for!?