Ashton Kutcher: My Movies Suck

February 15, 2013 By:
Ashton Kutcher: My Movies Suck
Image By: Esquire Magazine

Ashton Kutcher, bone structure god of the world, has just uttered the most abominable sentence we've ever heard.

Ashton admits that his movies “f*cking suck donkey.”

As a self-proclaimed huge fan of movies as terrible as Valentine’s Day and New Year’s Eve, knowing that even Ashton doesn’t like Ashton Kutcher Movies is like a knife through the heart.

Ashton told the new issue of Esquire magazine that he’s very aware of the fact that some of his movies suck.

“I know exactly what films I've done that f*cking suck donkey," Ashton reveals, "And I know the ones that are good, that people like. I know it because I have friends that don't hold back. They don't depend on me for money or employment. They're just friends. Friends tell the truth."

“That's when you have to surround yourself with brutally honest people who will be like, 'Dude, you suck at this. Stop.'"

Ashton doesn’t seem to be fazed by his bad acting roles, saying, “My big thing is, Fail fast. If you're going to f*ck up, get it over with.”

Ok, enough about Ashton sucking at acting. What about his good movies? The author of the Esquire article claims that Ashton’s only good movie was Dude, Where’s My Car? But we beg to differ. People liked The Butterfly Effect, right? Ok, you're right. Ashton really didn't make ANY good movies. We think "Punk'd" might be his best work. 

And just for funsies, here’s one last quote from Ashton talking about how he knows his movies suck.

“...these people are in my life. Partners, friends, coworkers. You have a movie and you show it to them, and if it sucks you want them to be like, 'Dude, that kind of blows.'"