We just wanna take some time out to thank some of our favorite celebs for bringing truth to the phrase “Love is blind.”
These creepy couples could pass for fathers and daughters, beauties and beasts, and even pimps and hoes. Let’s take a look at some of Hollywood’s Creepiest Couples.
Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko
6"6' and 5"2', we don’t see how this couple can see eye-to-eye on anything. Height issues aside, Wladimir is also a whopping 14 years older than Hayden. They seem to be making it work and have recently announced their engagement. We’re sending over a gorgeous floral stepladder for Hayden to use when saying her vows!
Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton
Angelina wasn’t always the sophisticated humanitarian she is today. Let’s all travel back in time, before her monk robes and stray grey strands. Angelina was a chick with big lips sucking face with Billy Bob Thornton on the red carpet, with a shoulder tattoo bearing his name and a Chinese dragon. The couple had a 19 year age difference but it was their over-the-top PDA that earned them this spot. Creepy all around.
Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib
Britney’s relationship with Adnan Ghalib deserves part of the credit for her breakdown in 2008. Why on Earth she would trust someone with a soul patch in this day and age is beyond comprehension.
Hugh Hefner and the Bunnies
He’s getting older and older, the girls are getting younger and younger. The creepiest part is he really has enough game to keep them all happy! What does he have under that captain hat?
Marilyn Manson and… Anyone
When you have no eyebrows, one white contact lens and blood dripping out of your mouth, you’re not really coming off as a ladies man. Manson has us all puzzled as to how he snagged the likes of Dita Von Teese, America’s Next Top Model's CariDee English, and actress Evan Rachel Wood.
Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy
Much like Marilyn Manson, Mary-Kate’s boyfriend Olivier would be creepy with just about anyone. Their 17 year age difference is almost a Hollywood standard, and they aren’t hot enough to work the height difference like Hayden and Wladimir. We’d have to say that the creepiness belongs largely in part to a certain someone’s large forehead.
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson
This couple has many layers of creepiness, much like a lasagna. Doug and Courtney met online through his “acting school.” Creepy. They were married when Courtney was only 16 and Doug was 51. Creepy. Courtney’s parents whole-heartedly support their marriage. Creepy. Oh, and just to put a little cheese on top, the father-daughter duo was photographed on the red carpet having a spanking good time… literally.