Alec Baldwin is Retiring

July 3, 2013 By:
 Alec Baldwin is Retiring

After a homophobic twitter rant and several mean spirited attacks at the paparazzi, Alec Baldwin has finally realized that if he stops acting, maybe he’ll stop acting like a jerk!

OMG Alec, how did you ever manage to figure out that connection? No fame means no paparazzi. WOWWWWW.

Alec told the new issue of Vanity Fair, “I’d love to [quit acting] if I could, yeah. That would be the greatest thing in the world.”


Well, now that 30 Rock is over, what kind of movie roles will Alec get, realistically? He’s in the George Clooney demo but he’s never going to get Clooney’s roles. Alec can’t keep playing republican executives forever.

Baldwin’s super serious about not acting anymore, telling the mag, “I have one dream in my life and that is that this daughter I'm having -- she comes to me about seven or eight years from now, she has a friend, and she's at her house and she says, 'Daddy, Susie's mom says you used to be on TV. Daddy, is that true?' She has no knowledge of me as a public person. That would be heaven for me.”

You know Alec, you had a good run. We don’t think anyone would protest if you just retired. If giving up acting means gving up Twitter rants, airplane words-with-friends tantrums, paparazzi beat downs and “rude little pig” voicemails…then it'll all be for the better.