Oh of course, of course, Honey Boo Boo would have a crush on Justin Bieber. And unlike the rest of us who call it a “celebrity crush,” Honey Boo Boo probably knows him because she’s “famous.”
Honey Boo Boo gave an interview to People.com and talked about some of her favorite things. Why? Because America loves this little girl.
Her celebrity crush? Justin Bieber, which she says with a “duh, obviously” attitude, the kind usually reserved for pre-teens when talking to their nerdy dads.
If she could be anyone else in the world? Pink or Nicki Minaj. Really? Actually yeah, that makes sense.
Her favorite item of clothing? Her jeans. Ok.
If she could go anywhere in the world? Wal-Mart. Ok, she planned that one. That is just too perfectly awesome an answer for someone so young. Gah, the girl really is the redneck Shirley Temple.
Her favorite food? Chicken Nuggets. Purchased at the McDonald’s inside the Wal-Mart? Hopefully and probably.
In other Honey Boo Boo related news, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will return in January, if you’re into that kind of thing, and since you’re reading this right now, you probably are.