Zooey Deschanel Is Officially Single

December 18, 2012 By:
Zooey Deschanel Is Officially Single


Zooey Deschanel’s divorce is finalized. Does Joseph Gordon Levitt know yet? I imagine he was waiting for her divorce to be final before he made his move because he’s a respectable and perfectly manicured young 30-something that was afraid to ask Zooey out until her divorce was forreals over, which explains why they aren’t making ukulele love songs right this very minute.

I’m sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, Zooey Deschanel is finally divorced from her Death Cab for Cutie singer husband Ben Gibbard.

Uhh, what is an aDORKable single woman with blunt cut bangs gonna do now? Be awkward and hope that some dude finds her awesomely quirky? Oh wait, she’s already dating someone? She’s already dating someone and his name is Jamie Linden and he is a screenwriter? If you say so.

Zooey filed for divorce a year ago, choosing the ever-popular “irreconcilable differences,” as the reason for the split. Their divorce is final as of December 12th

Also, since both of them are pretty rich, they both denied spousal support. The divorce docs also state that the couples’s marriage “cannot be repaired by counseling or mediation.”

The couple were married in September 2009, filed for separation September 2011, filed for divorce December 2011 and now as of December 2012 are officially divorced.