Zooey Deschanel: Kids Are Out of the Question

April 9, 2012 By:
Zooey Deschanel: Kids Are Out of the Question

Bangs McGee covers the May issue of ‘Marie Claire,’ and in the mag, she talks about everything from getting older to getting spat on.

“I’m a person who gets better with practice,” Zooey Deschanel tells ‘Marie Claire.’ “Getting older is awesome—because you get more practice.”

Oh sure, getting older is easy when you don’t have forehead wrinkles because your hair has been covering half your face for the past ten years.

The 32 year-old actress looks as stunning as ever—so good, in fact, you might forget she’s going through a divorce. Zooey split from husband Ben Gibbard earlier this year and says that dating is out of the question:

“Honestly, I’m just going through a divorce, so I don’t really think that’s something I want to get into now. I don’t have time to date. I literally – don’t-have-time.”

And add Zooey to the long list of celebs who have been bullied.

“I still have in me the same awareness when I was 12 and chubby and a girl was spitting in my face.”

Celebs, we get it. You’ve all had bullies. You’re rich, famous and gorgeous—you got your revenge. If that’s not enough, do what I do: add them as a friend on Facebook, find the photos they uploaded of their kids, and write 'LOL' on all of them.

“I was ridiculed. I really don’t know why she spit at me. I just talked to her. I guess I wasn’t allowed to talk to her.”

Zooey says she lost 30 pounds and it changed everything.
“All of a sudden, everybody treated me differently.”