Zac Efron is currently recovering in a hospital right now, but it’s the lack of details concerning his injury that has news outlets puzzled.
The 26-year-old actor had to be rushed to the hospital after slipping in a puddle of water and breaking his jaw. That’s the story, apparently.
The latest update is his jaw’s been wired shut; he also suffered a gash on his face serious enough to require stitches.
Had Zac not secretly checked himself into rehab this year for substance abuse (allegedly cocaine) these details would’ve drifted on by without a single eyebrow raise: Did he slip in a puddle of water? Or a puddle of tequila?
Or maybe he really did just fall in the soberest of waters.
He’s expected to make a full recovery.