You Don't Mess With the Zohan
December 4, 2008

The trailer of Mad Money alone was enough not to go see it, and we’d rather watch a Lifetime marathon than sit through the Hottie and the Nottie.
The Love Guru was named the worst one of all, and we agree. Even though it was hysterical to see Justin prancing around in his tighty whities it was not good enough for us to see it at the theatres. Check out the list. Did they forget any? Or did you happen to love one of these “worst movies of the year?”
New York Post's Top 10 Worst Movies of 2008:
1. 'The Love Guru'
2. 'The Hottie and the Nottie'
3. 'Mad Money'
4. 'What Happens In Vegas'
5. '110,000 B.C.'
6. 'Babylon A.D.'
7. 'You Don't Mess With The Zohan'
8. 'Rambo'
9. 'Witless Protection'
10. 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua'
June 13, 2008

Zohan is an Israeli counterterrorist superhero of sorts, part James Bond, part Austin Powers. He doesn't wear a cape, but he's able to do everything from catch bullets in his teeth to jump from buildings in a single bound. He's the best at what he does, but his true passion lies elsewhere: in a hair salon. During a battle with his arch-enemy, the Phantom (John Turturro), he decides to fake his death and ship himself to America, the home of his idol, Paul Mitchell. Posing as Austrailian and adopting the name "Scrappy Coco", the aggressive, but inexperienced Zohan fails at impressing the staff at Paul Mitchell and any other hair salon in New York.
After being recognized by a former countryman, Oori (Ido Mosseri), Zohan is encouraged not to give up on his dream and to apply at the Palestinian hair salon across the street. The desperate Zohan waits his turn and soon becomes as known for his hairstyling skills as he does with having sex with his senior citizen clients afterwards. It's not long before he falls for the Palestinian owner Dalia (Emmanuelle Chriqui) and his commando past catches up with him.
Sandler runs the comedic spectrum of political satire without coming across as elitist or as a tongue in cheek documentary. His no-holds-barred take on middle eastern stereotypes in too funny to be offensive. Although the Israelis and Palestinians live across the street from each other, thanks to the oversexed Zohan, the men all find they are more alike than apart as epitomized when they speak on how they'd like to have sex with Hillary Clinton. Yes, being horny crosses all cultural and religious boundaries. Almost every cameo and co-star seems hand-picked by Sandler, evidenced by the way they're allowed to shine if even for a second, whether is longtime pal Henry Winkler blowing chunks or would-be villian and former SNLer Rob Schneider's Salim trying to make a bomb out of pain medication.
Director Dennis Dugan is four films deep with Sandler and allows him to be over the top without coming across as too wacky. While you may have Robin Williams flashbacks when you see him disco dancing across the street or dry humping anything in existence (including the window of the Paul Mitchell salon), you can tell Dugan knows when to rein him in. Sandler co-wrote the film with Robert Smigel (Triumph, the Insult Dog) and Judd Apatow (Superbad). With so many top chefs in the kitchen, the movie could've been a trainwreck, but Zohan turns out to be the funniest ride of the summer.
PG-13:for crude and sexual content throughout, language, and nudity.
Billy Tatum gives Don't Mess With the Zohan 5 Scoops
June 9, 2008

1. Kung Fu Panda--$60,000,000
2. You Don't Mess With the Zohan--$40,000,000
3. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull--$22,805,000
4. Sex & the City--$21,310,000
5. The Strangers--$9,289,000
6. Iron Man--$7,522,000
7. The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian--$5,527,000
8. What Happens in Vegas--$3,400,000
9. Baby Mama--$790,000
10. Made of Honor--$775,000
June 6, 2008

You Don't Mess With the Zohan
Adam Sandler is a highly-skilled Mossad agent who fakes his own death so he can move to New York and become a hair stylist.
Kung Fu Panda
A clumsy panda is chosen by an ancient prophecy to become a kung fu master and save the land from a gang of snow leopards.
Miss Conception
Heather Graham learns she has only a month left to conceive a child and hatches a plan to find the perfect father for her baby. (select theaters only)
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