- I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.
- I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.
- Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel.
- I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here.
- The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.
Well, it turns out that Perez might have been a little delusional because Will.i.am was not the one who assaulted him. The police have cleared Will.i.am of any wrong doing and he is not even a suspect. Will.i.am actually kept it pretty cool considering the fact that Perez was trying pretty hard to instigate a fight by calling him names.
The general manager of the Black Eyed Peas -- Polo Molina -- however, is under investigation and he turned himself in to police early this morning.