Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Are Just Showing Off Now

I was cool with their $200 million combined net worth. I was cool with them being BFFs with Oprah and Obama. Hell, I was even cool with their ten year-old having a more successful music career than Cher. But this--this is getting out of hand.

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith are rubbing their awesome lives in everyone's faces. The power couple has opened up their beautiful Malibu pad, and, you guessed it-it's gorgeous.

The estate is 25,000 square feet. Architectural Digest has photographed the mansion for their upcoming issue.

Jada told the mag: "For Will and me this home was always a spiritual endeavor. We're very earthy, organic people. We wanted to create a family retreat, something made by hand and as natural as possible, something that ties back to the land. Whatever it becomes, the craftsmanship will always represent our union and the love of our family."

The home is an adobe style mansion with gorgeous views of Malibu. They have a gorgeous, sprawling lawn, semi-outdoor shower, and private lake. And of course, a pool and tennis courts.

Will says the place was built with no dead ends "to create an infinite cycle that represented what Jada and I hoped for our love."

Am I too old to be adopted?