Hoff With Your Family Jewels!
We think The Hoff has officially lost his marbles and needs intervention fast before he pulls a Lorraine Bobbit. David Hasselhoff has revealed that he is so protective over his teenage daughter; he has threatened to chop her boyfriend’s penis off if he hurts her. We don’t even know how to react to this one?
The former Baywatch star was a legendary player himself but insists any guy who messes with his little girl can expect a very painful amputation in their very delicate area.
The actor seems like he doesn’t mind putting time in jail. He told Elle magazine: "My oldest daughter is dating an older boy, so I said to her: ‘You’re only 16 years old. There’s plenty of time to have sex and fall in love.’ "To him I said: ‘If you hurt my daughter in any way, I will take you outside and I will cut your thing off. I have no problem spending the rest of my life in prison.’" Ladies and gentlemen we think Lets hope "The Hoff" lays off the family jewels and just sticks with the marbles.