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Graceful Hollywood!

Why?


I have found myself a new profession. It seems that the ladies of Hollywood cannot complete the simple task of exiting or entering a car gracefully. They find the need to show everything off while doing so. I think I am going to print some business cards and start my new business, which will teach ‘ladies’ how to exit the car like a lady. Ok I know you are all laughing but lets not forget that Hollywood stars hire people to carry their water bottles, hold their umbrellas, teach them how to walk, etc. So why not spend some more cash on learning how to get out of a car. Look for my advertisement on this site.


Why?
Paris Hilton
Keira Knightley

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haha...i love it
Posted by: chloe on 03/28/2006 03:42 PM



another panty patrol addition.
Posted by: Alison on 03/29/2006 02:21 PM

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