*And it's NOT what you think, guys.
Using the word "douchebag" in an office full of naked women is just plain fun.
You can hide comfortably behind your mask and it’s OKAY.
Talking about sex doesn’t make you creepy.
You’ll barely be doing anything, so you’ll have LOTS of free time for really important things.
You learn really cool things about yourself.
Does life get any better than this?
Playing God is the most fun you can have in a day.