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Sometimes when you gotta pee, you gotta pee. Even it's in on a plane, in the aisle, surrounded by other people. Okay, none of the situations are ever okay, unless you're Gerard Depardieu.

Gerard Depardieu, a french actor, was on an Air France jet on Tuesday and while the plane was waiting to take off he told one of the flight attendants, "Je veux pisser," which means "I have to pee."

But apparently the seatbelt light was still on and the flight attendant told him he'd have to wait 15 minutes. Apparently Depardieu didn't have 15 minutes to spare and unzipped his pants right then and there and peed on the aisle carpet.

The jet had to return to the gate and spend 2 hours cleaning up the plane.
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If you get disgusted easily please skip through this story. Hugh Jackman has an odd way of preparing for intense roles that involve tears. He reportedly pulls out his own pubic or nose hair before the scene to inflict pain in order to get teary eyed.

The actor didn't always do this and admitted he used to struggle with teary scenes. He took actor Geoffrey Rush's advice for inflicting pain upon himself just before it's time to shoot.

He explains, "I remembered a great story from Geoffrey Rush, who had to cry in a scene in a play, so he was experimenting with different ways.

"Finally, near the end, just before he'd walk out on stage, he used to pluck out a couple of nose hairs and he'd get that first moment of a tear and then he'd go on and start crying.

"It's very technical and it works! Try it at home. Pubes work even better!"

He used this technique for one scene in the movie "The Fountain." Now that's all I am gonna be thinking about when I watch that movie. Eww!

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At this point I'm genuinely confused and can't figure what which one is more disgusting...Michael Jackson face and nails or his sister Latoya Jackson’s stomach. If these two have been using the same plastic Surgeon, that would explain a whole lot. What's with Michael's brown nails? And let's not even start with his "new" wig. All your Michael fanatics you can check him out tomorrow night as he takes the stage at the World Music Awards in London.

Speaking of the World Music Awards, we hear that Michael has asked R&B singer Chris Brown to help recreate a live version of "Thriller". Organizers are remaining tight lipped about the star's performance. This will be Jackson's first live performance in the UK for nine years.
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We think The Hoff has officially lost his marbles and needs intervention fast before he pulls a Lorraine Bobbit. David Hasselhoff has revealed that he is so protective over his teenage daughter; he has threatened to chop her boyfriend’s penis off if he hurts her. We don’t even know how to react to this one?

The former Baywatch star was a legendary player himself but insists any guy who messes with his little girl can expect a very painful amputation in their very delicate area.

The actor seems like he doesn’t mind putting time in jail. He told Elle magazine: "My oldest daughter is dating an older boy, so I said to her: ‘You’re only 16 years old. There’s plenty of time to have sex and fall in love.’ "To him I said: ‘If you hurt my daughter in any way, I will take you outside and I will cut your thing off. I have no problem spending the rest of my life in prison.’" Ladies and gentlemen we think Lets hope "The Hoff" lays off the family jewels and just sticks with the marbles.
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Funnyman Bill Maher wasn’t so funny this past weekend as he was spotted wearing a Halloween costume that depicted the late Aussie Steve Irwin.

Sources have revealed to Hollyscoop exclusively that Bill attended four Hollywood parties in one night with what seemed to be a stingray bite on his shirt. We hear people were disgusted and disturbed by Bill’s costume choice. It’s obviously a publicity stunt and we're pretty sure he will be pissing off many Steve Irwin fans. The lengths people go to get attention in Hollywood. Its pretty disturbing.
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Hulk Hogan's daughter Brooke Hogan wants people to think she's a big spender. According to the New York Post, While in New York promoting her soon to fail album, "Undiscovered," Brooke Hogan walked into the LF store on Fifth Avenue with her dad and a Teen People camera crew shooting their every move.

She spent 90 minutes trying on clothes with clerks eventually ringing up $900 of merchandise. Minutes after everyone left, a Hogan flack came back in without cameras to return it all, moaning, "We didn't actually think you were going to charge her!" Brooke's flack told us, "When she got to her car she realized she'd overspent, but she did keep a bag and a necklace."

Does she think she's J.Lo? Nothing comes for free, not even for Brooke Hogan.
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Okay seriously I get that Ken Paves is Jessica's main gay and all, but is this really necessary? Have they morphed into a real life Will & Grace? She's practically dry humping him on the red carpet. I guess that cock isn't working for Jess after all.

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If your one of the few men in Hollywood that hasn't been in Paris Hilton's bed, have no fear! You can now buy her STD infested used bed and help charity at the same time! Talk about killing two birds with one stone, huh?

Paris Hilton’s scuffed king-size bed is being hawked — complete with a quite-used mattress — in an online auction, along with dozens of other items from Hilton’s house. The opening bid is $1,500.

Hilton’s old pillows, couches, and lamps are also up for grabs, and auctioneer StarStyle.com assures us that 10 percent of each sale goes to charity.

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Okay I really want Heather Locklear to find happiness just cause she's a cutie and she married a dirtbag and her ex best friend is a whore and all but come on now, your killin me larry! Why Finch? Of all the men in the world, why Finch? He looks like an aging troll
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Is Jesse Metcalfe thinking about pulling a “J.LO and Marc Anthony” type of duet with his British gal pal Nadine Coyle? According to The Sun, the Girls Aloud singer will be bringing Jesse to this year's “V Festival” and she's hoping Jesse will join her on stage. Organizers of the festival have reportedly given the couple the green light to perform together in the Louder Lounge, which will be the backstage VIP area. An insider said: "Girls Aloud are playing on stage and Jesse is coming along to support Nadine. We heard Jesse is a bit of a whizz on the guitar, so we've invited them to do an acoustic duet in the Virgin Mobile Louder Lounge." Jesse Metcalfe and a guitar? I would pay to see this.

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