Whitney Houston Orders Daughter Bobbi Kristina to Rehab?

March 16, 2011 By:
Whitney Houston Orders Daughter Bobbi Kristina to Rehab?

Whitney Houston's daughter, Bobbi Kristina, might be headed to rehab. Photos of the 18 year-old have surfaced, and it doesn’t look like she’ll be running for office anytime soon. Applying for Charlie Sheen's intern might be viable, though.

In the photos, Bobbi appears to be snorting cocaine. According to the National Enquirer, Whitney is sending her daughter straight to rehab, canceling her birthday party, and taking away her car.

I know the National Enquirer publishes stories about Natalie Portman using hand sanitizer, but let’s not forget, they’re the same publication willing to touch human waste to break a story.

Bobbi Tweeted about the rumor, saying, “Excuse me, but I'd like to say that I am NOT going to rehab? I'm perfectly healthy and I am not addicted to anything but life."

Instead of rehab, Whitney should make her daughter watch the video of her whole “crack is whack” meltdown. That should turn anyone off drugs.

One word of advice if you’re looking for the best facility, Whitney: Sober Valley Lodge isn’t real.