We Kinda Need to Discuss Everything You Missed in Vin Diesel's Homemade Dance Video

January 28, 2014 By:
We Kinda Need to Discuss Everything You Missed in Vin Diesel's Homemade Dance Video
Image By: YouTube

Vin Diesel put a lot of work into his indie film, of which he's the writer, director, cinematographer and star.

 

This is America’s highest-paid action star, Vin Diesel.

 

He’s made a career out of driving fast cars and blowing stuff up.

 

And fighting alien races on faraway planets.

 

But this morning, he unleashed his most unbelievable character…HIMSELF.

Vin uploaded this homemade video to his Facebook page celebrating the DVD success of his film, Riddick. Watch him dance and sing along to Katy Perry and Beyoncé.

 

He clearly put a lot of work into it.

As you can tell, it’s one of the most impressive contributions to cinema this century. Our generation’s The Godfather, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and Citizen Kane all rolled into one.

 

He must’ve started filming in the early afternoon. Look how bright it is.

Very bright.

 

He added a beautiful serif font.

In a pristine seafoam.

 

There’s a microphone in the back corner, for a more impassioned audible experience.

 

He even wore his best outfit.

 

It's all embarrassingly precious.

 

He even took the time to learn all the words.

Uh, kinda.

 

He didn’t upload the final product until about one or two this morning, so he was obviously working on this video all day.

And thank god he did. #surfboardt