The tanning queen herself Snooki said yesterday about the tanning mom That b…ch is crazy. Everyone knows you are NOT supposed to take kids there. Well the tanning mom is not happy, firing back Shes the biggest a..hole in the world. Shes fake, shes fat, her boobs are fake, shes disgusting. And then after all that she says When this is all said and done, Id like to meet up with Snoopy. And yes she called her Snoopy.