The Jersey Shore spinoff is officially happening and that means more smushing, juicing, and fist pumping. And if you have no idea what any of those things are—oh, how I envy you!! Jwoww and Snooki are staring in the show of their own, and even though the Mayor of Hoboken said they were not allowed to film in her town, the girls got the OK from Jersey City! But it's going to come at a price. JWoww and Snooki are basically required to have a SWAT Team around them at all times! Four police officers must be stationed at Snooki and JWoww's residence at all times and go with them everywhere! They’ll be watching, from a distance, at all the clubs, bars, parties, everything! And producers have been warned that if any cops are called in because of something that happens on the show, they must reimburse Jersey City for the costs. Good business move, Jersey City, because if these guidettes keep up with their usual antics, you’re gonna make a lot of money!!