Victoria Beckham Drops Serious Cash on Nursery

February 15, 2011 By:
Victoria Beckham Drops Serious Cash on Nursery

Victoria Beckham has started decorating her baby’s nursery and is spending nearly $250,000. That’s a lot of Purina One! What’s that, babies don’t eat Purina One? Yeah, I don’t know anything about babies.

According to a friend of the couple, Victoria “hasn’t looked at a price tag for a single thing she’s bought. If she wants it, she gets it, no questions asked!”

Rumor has it the room has a bunny theme, and Beckham is planning to buy a $1,600 ‘French Bunnies’ round cot from Petit Tresor. I’m not sure what a French bunny is, I’m guessing it’s like a rabbit smoking a cigarette and talking about how fat Americans are, I don’t know. What I do know is no cot should cost more than $29.99.

“Believe me,” Beckham’s friend told Britain’s Star magazine, “that baby will be surrounded in luxury from the minute she, or he, comes home from the hospital.”

Adopt me, Beckhams.