"Don't smile at all. You have to look really miserable. Like really miserable. Annoyed. And wear a short skirt, very high heels and a bob hairstyle."
---Victoria Beckham advises wannabes how to look and behave like her.
November 03, 2007
How To Be Posh
"Don't smile at all. You have to look really miserable. Like really miserable. Annoyed. And wear a short skirt, very high heels and a bob hairstyle."
---Victoria Beckham advises wannabes how to look and behave like her.
Comments
Annie
I hope everyone knows that's her British sense of humor coming out! Next thing you know people will be saying she seriously thinks she's miserable! I don't think she is miserable at all - who would be, with David Beckham, 3 boys and a FAB shoe collection?!?!
Posted 1 year 2 months ago
Jess
Eh, there's no reason people should hate her. People just love to hate.
Who needs a reason when someone's a celebrity, right?
And that was funny. 8)
Posted 1 year 2 months ago
lawrence
she looks fake all the time. this costume, not dress, only adds on to that fake appearance. Vitoria, do you still have your profile on the celebrity and millioniare dating site wealthymingle.com? My bro said he saw you there few days ago again. You should have put it down since you are now with Beckham.
Posted 1 year 2 months ago
laurajjr
she forgot = get a boob job = get botox = get a hubby who cheats on u = give birth to 3 ugly kids = get a-list pals u really dont like but pretend they ur bestest pals lol oh and = pretend u wanna be in a girl group but u just there for the cash and exposure not the fact u wanna perform oh and = dont sing nice and dance out of tune :P
Posted 1 year 2 months ago
Cosmo
Nooo, she forgot to add *fake boobs that cost (well looks like) $5 to install, *stick your finger down your throat after eating a meal that consists of 1 wheat thin cracker, *go orange,*Keep mouth open at all times.
Posted 1 year 2 months ago
EnkiEngelki
She forgot: Don't drink and drive. Don't eat so much that you get overweight or obese like most of the rest of eating disordered western societies. Don't use drugs so there's no need to go to rehab. Don't throw your kids through the air. ...
Posted 1 year 2 months ago
Jazz
she forgot- dress amazing and always look ready to walk the ramp.
Posted 1 year 2 months ago
box
to "laurajjr"..i pray if u gave birth to ugly+fat kids n no one wants to marie them..or if they got married, their spouses were ugly+fat too..u won't cry a single tear! because ur kids comes from u! n criticising other ppl's kids as ugly is a very2 cruel thing because beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder..well, i don't know how do u look like..but i won't dare call u ugly coz i might be ugly too in someone else's eyes. got it?!
Posted 1 year 2 months ago
