Lady Gaga has been bested by an infant. Harper Seven Beckham beat out the pop star on InStyle’s Hot 100 List.
The daughter of David and Victoria Beckham topped the list, with Zuma and Kingston Rossdale coming in second and third place, respectively. Suri Cruise was fourth.
Look, I love the Beckham baby as much as the next celebrity addict, but come on! She doesn’t even have teeth! You should be required to have a footprint that’s existed for more than a year to make anyone’s “Hot” list.
The British mag said, “Will she be a pop star, designer or sportswoman? Either way, Posh's daughter inherits a gaggle of hunky older brothers and one heck of a wardrobe."
The kid’s birth certificate is still hot off the press, and we’re already giving her a career. No pressure, Harper. But forget teething, we need you to star in your own reality show. And have you designed anything yet? What about an album with David Guetta?
So who else made the list? Justin Bieber, of course, as well as Miley Cyrus, who came in at number 20. Emma Watson made it at 44, despite starring in the Harry Potter franchise and nabbing contracts with Lancome and Burberry. Willow and Jaden Smith also made it, as well as another set of siblings—Ellie and Dakota Fanning.
Lady Gaga barely made the list, being placed at 99. Actress Amanda Seyfried capped off the list at 100th place. You might be superstars, but you can’t compete with Beckham DNA.
Back to Harper Seven. The eight week-old was born just in time for New York Fashion Week, which she made her first appearance at over the weekend. Victoria Beckham wore a bright fuchsia pink dress with a black neckline—a piece from her own collection—as she held little Harper, shop-trotting in Manhattan. The former Spice Girl hit up high-end Prada, before taking Harper to lunch at the swanky New York restaurant, Balthazar. That’s one lucky baby.
Last month, Victoria suffered from a slipped disc that left her in a ton of pain, with a source telling The Daily Mail,
“She has been pretty much housebound as she cannot really walk very much right now and she cannot bend to pick anything up.”
Victoria took to Twitter to update the world on her injury, writing:
“Thank u for your kind messages. I’m feeling much better and enjoying every precious minute with baby Harper, I’m so in love. X VB.”
Looks like she recovered just in time.