Vanessa Hudgens Goes "Ugly" For New Role

July 15, 2011 By:
Vanessa Hudgens Goes

Vanessa Hudgens is doing an “ugly” role, and everyone knows that when a pretty actress does an ugly role, it means they desperately want people to think they are a good actress. Because somehow “ugly” is the same thing as “talented.”

Vanessa Hudgens looks like she packed on about 20 pounds, stole clothes from some 12 year old skate-kids, poured baby oil onto her hair and then styled it with a piece of broken glass. This all for her new role in the movie “Gimme Shelter.”

Hudgens plays a pregnant teenager who is rejected by both her mother and father, played by Brendan Frasier, when she decides to keep the baby. This is a lifetime movie right? This is NOT a lifetime movie?

“I’m so excited and proud of the work I’ve been doing and let me tell you, you all are going to be SHOCKED with how I look in this movie,” Hudgens posted on facebook, “it’s crazy sauce.”

Everything about that sentence seemed normal until Hudgens had to call it “crazy sauce.” Technically “crazy sauce” is the patented tomato sauce served at Lil Caesars with their breadsticks. So no, Baby V, you’re makeover in this movie is not “pizza sauce.”

I blame the Disney Channel for EVERYTHING.