When you incessantly send letters to someone you don't know, you're a stalker. But the man accused of stalking Uma Thurman doesn't seem to think he's done anything wrong.

On Monday, Jack Jordan plead not guilty to stalking Uma, which means he's clearly delusional. He also said that he would kill himself if he didn't get her number, and that she often visited him in the form of a goddess in his dreams. Can you say crazy?