Uma Thurman issued a statement saying that her and her beau hotelier Andre Balazs have called it quits!
'Speculation about the couple's breakup began at the Oscars, when Thurman turned up at the ceremony alone. The news was confirmed in a statement from Thurman's publicist Robert Garlock, who accompanied the star to an Oscar party.'
"Unfortunately, it is true," the statement read. "But we remain close friends." Blah blah close friends, is there a universal break up template that all these damn stars use? All their statements sound exactly identical.



























